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Only the few and the brave know Velveeta.
Once the knowledge invades your soul,
there is no place to hide...
This is where she hangs out...
...this is her favorite website: 
...and this is her good friend, Yoni.
Check out her top ten list.
Everything else is on a need-to-know basis.
